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I know I have not been a good boy this year, but if you watch the news and novels will recognize the amount of bad people out there, many are worse than me, how protagonists of this Cristian de Nuestra Tele? ... that it is perverse. So, aware of my mistakes and I'm not as bad as I look, I am writing this letter to ask a few things simple.
You know that I almost do not like to ask, but never made the task of writing, so I can not deny, I will not ask further cars, or incense, or yachts, or myrrh, and gold, no expensive and complicated things, so I leave it to surprise me. My list is purely spiritual and loving, no platitudes, all items having to do with my happiness and that of others. Can I collaborate?
general order
Many ask the same, to the friends of Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality, and I too am one. I want world peace! : D. Yes, it sounds a little ballot, repetitive and even stupid, but it's nice. If they succeed they could oust the Christ Child. I'm sucked to see those ugly and painful news coming out every day. I see only happy faces, that the curtains are kind of news Agatha Ruiz de la Prada and people die of old age, with the exception of a few.
know it is not easy, but you are three, so please call the batteries. To help, my following are some specific requests that can be achieved in the short term to achieve this overriding objective.
specific orders
1. For children reading
Thinking the common good, and mostly in the free development of personality of children I want to ban those under 10 years, or any fluid culicagado not read, have access to read the Christmas novena. If you want to participate, to learn the joys, trials at home before a mirror and recite from memory in the ninth, but no more failed attempts to "sum wisdom Oh ..." or "prostrate on the ground ...." Children can not read it, nor even have any idea what it means, and always extend the ninth, annoy the guests and make the donuts are cool.
I know they are children and have to learn, but do not read well when someone like I look like a complete ass and traumatized for the rest of their lives. They will never be read in public, suffer from stage fright, grow insecure and start to annoy them reading. It is for the good of all, they are the future.
2. For smooth communication
please take out the letters of the alphabet K, X, W and Z. We do not want more teens typing "kiero muxo a amiwizz miz." The language should be clear. We do not want to get out of Cervantes grave to take lives prepubescent, or that because of poor communication trigger another world war.
It is also important to remove some words difficult to pronounce for some people, mostly from warm countries. I know that Balthazar will jump a little with this request because his countrymen coast are the most trampled the language. It's not about racism, regionalism or anything, but for the love of God, we do not want to hear more ETSIT, Tatsis, IFETS, you said, seds, etc. All this afepta peace and harmony.
3. For proper nutrition
Friends of the East, share pudding, fritters, tamales, pork, pancakes, turkey and others is the greatest thing we have Christmas, but January's belly is not as tender as we see Santa. Let's say someone to invent something like the morning after pill, but to eliminate in a single run all the feast of December. May be called the pill of the Magi, we took on January 6 night, 7 locked ourselves in the bathroom all day, and 8 stayed ready to tan free. Eating disorders cause many suicides a year and that's bad.
a NAPA at this point. Please talk to Ronald McDonald to reinstate the BBQ sauce to the bars of its restaurants. Chips, more enlarged they are, do not feed well alone. Say around a full belly, happy heart and happy hearts are the peacemakers.
4. For a clean and harmonious landscape
God left us a wonderful world full of color and beauty, but no lack of ombliguera banana, pearl blue liner, and the driver throwing glasses of the landscape. How to appreciate the beauty of creation with a slave in gold littering the horizon?
Dear Reyes Magos, I suppose you know some tricks to things and people disappear, please help me with my campaign # Cárcelalosguisos. Send them all to Cómbita, or another dimension. Please no more tennis platform, no more ties yellow dress and black shirt, no more letters tattooed between the thumb and index finger, no more nails with miniature landscapes, no more visual pollution, all, to peace, enters the eyes, and I've had it pink this year.
5. For the love in the world
Gentlemen, if you've read my stories know that I'm a bit lost in this love. I've had in my holding all skin types, penises, testicles, and even a pair of vaginas, but I do not follow in this crazy plan, not yet. I have wanted to transcend ... (pffff ... lol), seriously, I want peace, I love, I want a boyfriend please! But a real one, that is not crazy, who does not live an hour away by plane, you do not have cats, you have a beard, good humor and foreskin.
I want somebody who is here with me, I consent, so happy I have not accept me want to porfuerazos. No more sex I vacuum, I live in a rosy world, with lunch at the weekend where the in-laws, with obituaries and Giordano credentials in every meet month to fight every Friday and Sunday arrunche reconciliation. I want a boyfriend who I record a Camilo Sesto song in a cassette and gave me a scented teddy occasionally. Friends
magicians, I love harassing quantities with a single vendor that will last me all year, I to trial, you feel proud of me and my loyalty, make me think of marriage, get apartment let me write a few songs and we can make love without a condom. If that is not peace, then what?
6. Global poverty by
You are well aware that achieving peace requires much money, and good to me I can not afford to help with that, but I want to collaborate, put my two cents, so I need to give me a hand to win the Ballot. No matter if the numbers they send me in a dream, a crappie, or the scab of a boxer used, just make sure they are clear and I can understand. I promise to devote a good percentage to help the needy. Frankincense and myrrh are the gift, what we need is money, lots of gold.
Imagine I write songs on my piano silver to collect donations and then get on my white limo, spread sugar water and cheese sticks and kill bad guys with my machine gun. It would be awesome! That is a good gift, that's how planting peace.
For now no more, I hope I can remember with great fondness on 6 January, and since I'm cool and understanding, give them time until my birthday (February 12) for letting me go orders batches. I hope not to have to give them any claim or complaint to the Christ Child.
With much love,
shoulder to shoulder.
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Behind me, the historic scenery of a postcard is disrupted by the frustration of a child and my imprudence. More ... was writing on the stones domesticated by the Jesuits, now just try to tie the children to these pages, before eventually losing the innocence commission ...
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Saturday, December 4, 2010
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As I stood in the bathroom I heard that Peter and James, my colleagues in the trio had not yet begun were talking, I glued my ear to the door but I could not hear well. I returned to the mirror therapy, bathed his face, I prayed an Our Father, I began the blessing and left. I was really scared, but this time I did not send any text messages to run, was determined to entertain the couple.
Pedro made me sit in the room, offered me a drink and the husband was there, sitting in the dining room, concentrating on the laptop. I do not know what to do, if you say something, keep quiet, or undressed at once. Santiago not speak to me and the other was in the kitchen pouring himself a glass of water. Very well detailed ceiling, enjoyed the view I had through the window of the room and I almost peed from fright.
Pedro came with my glass of water, lit a cigarette and we started to talk about life. "And what else?" ... "Nothing, all good, work wise, and you? ..." Equal "..." ahhh ... "" And what else? ". How delightful conversation, none of us knew what to say, until Peter came up to bring your laptop to show me what he was. He told me of the novel he was doing at the time, showed me some pictures of the recordings and the book that I had seen several times.
After a while, James closed his computer, stood up and went to the second floor. There already started in a cold sweat. I did not understand anything. Peter sat next to me asked me: "Why so shy?" And sent me his hand. I told him no, I had pain, I felt that James was brave. I said cool and kissed me. I could not relax, he unzipped me and I started playing as he kissed me, I bid but I was more than ever. The presence of a third elsewhere in the apartment made me very nervous.
The stairway leading up to the second floor was just above the sofa where we sat, so I did nothing but look up. He believed that James was going to be looking out, watching us with a knife in hand, waiting for the right time to get down to kill, or at worst, it would be with a camera recording the scene from above, and then blackmail with the video.
He sucked me and I mounted on the film. I would go a porn star, my future was finally solved ... No! ... I was going to get the video to my parents in a manila envelope, I was going to start calling to ask me not to publish U.S. $ 10mil in Internet, I was not going to pay a weight on my performance!. Degenerates! Scammers! ... Oh, so good!, but this is awful ... he was doing his job and I looked up, looking everywhere to give my best camera angle, or to run away.
I calmed when I thought: I know Peter very well, know how it goes, we are in the same medium, so if I get the video to blackmail, he is having a public life, more public mine, you could throw me the image and therefore the job, so he was the one who would lose. Phew ... breath and began to moan. Pedro
beckoned me ascend to the second floor. The double room was locked, enter the guest, which always used for our clandestine meetings. He began to undress, undressed and I was like an iceberg. I freaked out more when I saw the other man, I figured I was putting the tape into the camera. My videos again. He asked me: Are you okay? ... and I said no, that I felt uncomfortable, but he did not care, was doing his job.
I threw it on the bed and left the door wide open. I sat in front of the door and he knelt on the floor, doing his thing. I closed my eyes as to not think about bad things and tun, I heard something, I opened my eyes, and there, in front, outside the room, was Santiago, but looking dress. Now I was, I did not see the camera anywhere, but I thought it would emputar and I was going to start throwing knives in the face. He just caught the eye and I made her face like "oh what a shame!", Haha, what roe. I felt like all the best camper. He went right and went into another room.
yes I was crazy there. "This was a trio or the man would go out to monitor raticos I eat well to her husband? Will not find the camera in her room and was looking for in the study? "That would be the fourth of the bodies of those who had ever tried a threesome with them both? Again I wanted to mourn and run.
We were in a numeric position when so so soooo famous! Now it was Santiago, undressed, and with face of lust. I am no longer scared of video or murder. The man was very good, great, velludito, black hair, blue eyes, as 42 years old, full-bodied ... rich, rich! My expression of Shame! immediately changed into a "Would you like penis?. Since Trapped Tigers and what all, the three were happy ... until now.
started the pod, that touch touch, suck suck, and any moment I was stuck between two guys who communicated very well in bed, they noticed the 13-year relationship, I was stuck where I had called, I was like the toy of the two, sometimes not know what to do, including everything flowed and I just wanted to go and I started to feel uncomfortable, dirty, toad. Santiago
golositos eyes looked at me, I wanted to eat. Pedro asked me "what do you do?" ... Almost I answer "ask a taxi, but I said, I see them shooting you. It was. It seemed rich to see how Peter was with strength and love for her husband. Santiago did not say anything, just moaned, while the other said, "and Daddy." At first it seemed cool thing. I've always liked the voyeurism, make me throw asleep while my friends beside me thinking I'm drunk, or stick your ear to my parents room while they show love.
"I want to eat," said Peter. "No thanks, I want to eat in Santiago," I replied. The two agreed and returned to be part of the trio. While I was playing, two of them loved, there were kisses, they said nice things. I lost another year there. If I had been sick before, now I wanted to jump out the window. So or more miserable? I had just finished with a boyfriend and had gone to bed a couple who love would not stop even for a little while, what lack of respect and sensitivity for the visit. I was sad, I felt used, I got it, I asked Peter to suck me, we came, got dressed and left.
Before leaving the apartment Santiago asked, "What happened? Why were you so shy? "..." Lol .. I do not know, I felt good, then repeat, happy night, "he said. In goal I asked the taxi while I smoked a cigarette in my head and repeated the shameful scenes of sad trio. Why fucking people like to do threesomes?, With a hole and a stick is enough! What more ingredients? I
traumatized for a long time. Maybe my mistake was that I jumped in the middle of a partner, maybe I like to control the situation and this time it was not possible, maybe the drinks played a trick on me, maybe that was not my day, oh and why. Just know that if next time I hope that the three tigers we Marcelo of the dog, none has any kind of relationship with another, and that everything flows without programming. These powders prepared at times do not go so well.
definitely a threesome is like eating one of those sancochos phase they do on the coast. Everyone talks about the dish, which is the maximum, there is better there than the three meats, which is madness, and you go and ask for it in a restaurant and take, not sure where to start, the second Scoop is sweating, he becomes eternal, never ending, is more than full, maluco, repented and pulled the ride. It is best to ask a normal sancochito and share it with someone else, just two.
The good news is that I stay up late to a trio, the bad is that I had a great and I no longer feel like shooting with Peter, even when James is on the road. Hopefully someday I can tell a story of a great trio, with train, with ropes, with a yummy 696 and a pair of tigers that are left me Arun and nailing the tusk to the bottom.
How about you how things have been with the love phase?